Chips....they should be illegal!

[goldenluver]

salt and vinegar

 

[debilorrah]

Doritos Sweet and Spicy Chili chips. OMG!!! Died and gone to heaven!!!

 

[BorderKelpie]

Fritos and melted chedder on soft white bread.

Geez, I'm hungry again.....................

 

[AZBootsie]

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Mmmmmmm.... Haven't done that since I was a kid. Sounds wonderful!!!!

 

[theoldchick]

You people need to keep quiet about your addiction to chips or our government will put a $3.00 tax on each bag to help fund treatment facilities.

Or once the true ingredients are discovered there will be tiny warning label on the bottom of the bag stating eating chips may cause spontaneous bowel eruptions.

Or once the fanatics have convinced our government chips are truly deadly all kinds of laws and regulations will have to be developed in order to collect and dispose of chips. Can you imagine the paperwork? Imagine the all new jobs created to incinerate the deadly chips. Then imagine all these illegal chip manufacturers popping up all over the country? I wonder how big a nickle bag of chips would be?

However, once the government discovered the wrath of a pms female without her chips, I'm certain more regulations would be developed to create a loophole so the chips could be manufactured legally in the US. Certain restrictions would apply. I can see a two bag limit on each household. Or the addictive ingredients would be removed making the chips so tasteless that even the chickens would not even eat them.

Not to fear though, the chips would not be wasted as they could be ground up for cattle feed and shipped to feed lots for starving cattle to eat. Hormones and antibiotics would have to be added to help the cattle survive.

I've already developed my logo for my just- formed fanatical group:


"Don't Mess With My Chips!"

 

[Camelot Farms]

DH's fav is Tuna with chips.

DD prefers a ketchup sandwhich with chips.

I'm a tortilla chip and guacamole lover.

 

[ChikeeMomma]

I don't eat chips too often. Although, I do think they are quite tasty with a sandwich at lunch! I only enjoy potato chips a few times a year. I also like them layered in a sandwich amongst the turkey or ham. Yum!! Now chocolate, on the other hand, is a different story ............. I can't stay out of that!

I should say that I do enjoy tortilla chips more often than potato or doritos. We eat alot of salsa and avacodo around here!

 

[seismic wonder2]

OOOOH! Nacho Cheese Doritos dipped in chocolate sauce.....YUM!

 

[sourland]

You all need to join CEA--chip eaters anonymous they have a multi step program involving celery eating that is very effective. I have PM'd membership info to M'farmboy.

 

[FarmGirl01]

I love this thread.

Hubby works for Frito-Lay. Its called job security.

Thanks everyone.