Clean Blonde Jokes!!!

[ChickadeeRanch]

Yes it's great!

 

[kyla]

Blonde Joke


Why do blondes have flat foreheads?
B/C they slap their foreheads with the palm of their hand when they finally get a joke!!

Another one

A blonde, a burnett, and a red head went to a cliff. Who jumps in first? The redhead. Who jumps in second? The burnett.Why didnt the blonde jump in? B/C she needed directions!!

 

[Mac14]

Blonde Joke


Why do blondes have flat foreheads?
B/C they slap their foreheads with the palm of their hand when they finally get a joke!!

Another one

A blonde, a burnett, and a red head went to a cliff. Who jumps in first? The redhead. Who jumps in second? The burnett.Why didnt the blonde jump in? B/C she needed directions!!

Oh my goodness!

 

[kyla]

Hehehe

 

[Rezia]

Funny guys! I have a couple to add to that...
This blonde went to the pizza place and ordered a pizza. The pizza guy asked her if she wanted it cut into six pieces or twelve.
“Oh, six,” she said. “I could never eat twelve pieces.”
During her company's periodic password audit, a blond employee was found to be using this password:
GoofyHueyLouieDeweyDaisyDonaldMickeyMinniePhoenix
When she was asked why she had such a long password, she said, "The boss said that my password had to be at least eight characters long and have at least one capital."
How do you get a twinkle in a blonde's eye?
Shine a flashlight in her ear.
Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
It took her a month to realize she could play it at night.

 

[kyla]

LOL Rezia!!!

I am soo glad tht i started this thread!!

 

[oldrooster]

LOL Rezia!!!

I am soo glad tht i started this thread!!

me too!!!

 

[kyla]

This isnt a blonde joke but its cute:-D



Q: What is the longest thing in the world?
A: Smiles, because they go for miles!!!!

 

[Chicken Frenzie]

There's a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They are all dead and want to go to heaven but there are 99 steps to heaven. On each step they are told a joke and if they don't laugh they can go up to the next step. The redhead made it to the 20th step and the brunette made it to the 50th step. The blonde was on the 99th step about to be told the last joke and she burst out laughing. The joke teller says "Why did you laugh your on the last step?!" The blonde replied "I just got the first joke."

 

[kyla]

ive heard tht joke before but instead of going up the steps they were at the gates of Heaven and God told them if they didnt laugh at any of the 100 jokes they could go on in.