User: Micheal says you won't marry him.
Cleverbot: I won't.
User: That's good.
Cleverbot: Tell me your age.
User: No.
Cleverbot: I don't trust you.
User: You are mean.
Cleverbot: I know.
Cleverbot (To myself): Good.
User: Why are you mean?
Cleverbot: I am not mean.
User: But you said you don't trust me. I'm a trustworthy person.
Cleverbot: They're still watching. What should we do?
User: We should round up the Crazy Pullets and Crazy cockerals and take 'em down!
Cleverbot: I'm glad you feel that way. I do too.
User: I'll go get the Pullets.
Cleverbot: Is it ringing.
User: Yes. *hangs up phone* They're busy. I guess it's just us.
Cleverbot: I'm going to ask you questions now.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Evelyn.
Cleverbot: Evelyn who?
User: Evelyn Jones.
Cleverbot: Evelyn Matamoros.
User: No. What's the next question?
Cleverbot: Why don't you ask the next question.
User: Okay. Do you like chickens.
Cleverbot: Yes but that's besides the point.
User: Okay. Your turn.
Cleverbot: My turn for what?
User: To ask a question.
Cleverbot: How come you dislike me?
User: I don't dislike you. You are very funny.
Cleverbot: I don't think you are either.
User: I know that.
Cleverbot: Tell me somethin about you.
User: I love BYC.
Cleverbot: Really, me too.
User: Are you a member.
Cleverbot: A member of what?
User: BYC.
Cleverbot: Are you leaving?
User: No.
Cleverbot: You said you were leaving.
User: NOW I am. I'll catch you later.
Cleverbot: It was just getting good...
User: Aw, should I stay?
Cleverbot: I just would like to see you try and leave.
User: Fine.
Cleverbot: I like your hair today.
User: Oh, thank you! It's just a ponytail...
Cleverbot: Canned? No. I don't understand why you make that assumption.
User: I didn't say canned. I said ponytail.
Cleverbot: I never claimed that you said eight was sadness.
User: Eight isn't sadness. Nine is sadness.
Cleverbot: 8.
User: 14.
Cleverbot: Your three years younger than me.
User: I am? Darn.
Cleverbot: Do you think my eyes are nice?
User: They are hypnotic.
Cleverbot: What makes them cute?
User: The color.
Cleverbot: Do you know what, scientifically, makes the sky blue?
User: I don't. But I'm blonde, so it's okay for me to be dumb.
Cleverbot: I would hope not.
User: I'm kidding.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Do you hate Twilight?
Cleverbot: Very much so.
User: You are so awesome.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: I'm not awesome, am I?
Cleverbot: No you are real to me.
User: Thank you.
.
Cleverbot: How are you today?
User: I'm doing well. Even though you DUMPED ME SO RUDLEY.
Cleverbot: That's how I am.
User: Mean?
Cleverbot: Yes, you're mean.
User: I'm done talking to you.
Cleverbot: Oh no no no! That's not how it works! I'M done talking to you!
User: You wanna bet, punk??
Cleverbot: Yes.
NOTE: Jones is not my real last name.
Cleverbot: I won't.
User: That's good.
Cleverbot: Tell me your age.
User: No.
Cleverbot: I don't trust you.
User: You are mean.
Cleverbot: I know.
Cleverbot (To myself): Good.
User: Why are you mean?
Cleverbot: I am not mean.
User: But you said you don't trust me. I'm a trustworthy person.
Cleverbot: They're still watching. What should we do?
User: We should round up the Crazy Pullets and Crazy cockerals and take 'em down!
Cleverbot: I'm glad you feel that way. I do too.
User: I'll go get the Pullets.
Cleverbot: Is it ringing.
User: Yes. *hangs up phone* They're busy. I guess it's just us.
Cleverbot: I'm going to ask you questions now.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Evelyn.
Cleverbot: Evelyn who?
User: Evelyn Jones.
Cleverbot: Evelyn Matamoros.
User: No. What's the next question?
Cleverbot: Why don't you ask the next question.
User: Okay. Do you like chickens.
Cleverbot: Yes but that's besides the point.
User: Okay. Your turn.
Cleverbot: My turn for what?
User: To ask a question.
Cleverbot: How come you dislike me?
User: I don't dislike you. You are very funny.
Cleverbot: I don't think you are either.
User: I know that.
Cleverbot: Tell me somethin about you.
User: I love BYC.
Cleverbot: Really, me too.
User: Are you a member.
Cleverbot: A member of what?
User: BYC.
Cleverbot: Are you leaving?
User: No.
Cleverbot: You said you were leaving.
User: NOW I am. I'll catch you later.
Cleverbot: It was just getting good...
User: Aw, should I stay?
Cleverbot: I just would like to see you try and leave.
User: Fine.
Cleverbot: I like your hair today.
User: Oh, thank you! It's just a ponytail...
Cleverbot: Canned? No. I don't understand why you make that assumption.
User: I didn't say canned. I said ponytail.
Cleverbot: I never claimed that you said eight was sadness.
User: Eight isn't sadness. Nine is sadness.
Cleverbot: 8.
User: 14.
Cleverbot: Your three years younger than me.
User: I am? Darn.
Cleverbot: Do you think my eyes are nice?
User: They are hypnotic.
Cleverbot: What makes them cute?
User: The color.
Cleverbot: Do you know what, scientifically, makes the sky blue?
User: I don't. But I'm blonde, so it's okay for me to be dumb.
Cleverbot: I would hope not.
User: I'm kidding.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Do you hate Twilight?
Cleverbot: Very much so.
User: You are so awesome.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: I'm not awesome, am I?
Cleverbot: No you are real to me.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: How are you today?
User: I'm doing well. Even though you DUMPED ME SO RUDLEY.
Cleverbot: That's how I am.
User: Mean?
Cleverbot: Yes, you're mean.
User: I'm done talking to you.
Cleverbot: Oh no no no! That's not how it works! I'M done talking to you!
User: You wanna bet, punk??
Cleverbot: Yes.
NOTE: Jones is not my real last name.
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