December.
Yeah. Although I have a younger sis, I know how older teens are. So much inappropriateness!
Yeah. Although I have a younger sis, I know how older teens are. So much inappropriateness!
Cleverbot!! HILARIOUS!
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Oh. I'm May, hence MichaelMAY26
Oh! Cool!
ChickLover98
Its my fav num, and the year I was born too!
I'm Dec. 17th.
ChickLover98
Its my fav num, and the year I was born too!
I'm Dec. 17th.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Yo.
User: Why a rubber banana peel?
Cleverbot: You haunt people.
User: No I don't! Do you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Okay, now why is chocolate tasty?
Cleverbot: Human nature.
Cleverbot (To myself): How can be its a human nature?
Cleverbot (To myself): Quite.
Cleverbot (To myself): Give me an example.
Cleverbot (To myself): No.
User: Are you an alien?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Cleverbot (To myself): I'm an alien too.
Cleverbot (To myself): Cool.
Cleverbot (To myself): Are you an alien?
User: Yes.....
Cleverbot: I thought so.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Do you?
User: Do I own chickens?
Cleverbot: No.
User: You LIE! EVIL COMPUTER!
Cleverbot: No,.
User: Yes you lier!
Cleverbot: How tall are you?
User: None of your beeswax!
Cleverbot: But I'm your friend!
User: No you are an evil jerk!
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Ohhhh yes you are.
Cleverbot: Oh no i'm not.
User: But I love chickens!
Cleverbot: They are so cool.
User: Yes, they are.
Cleverbot: You're smart.
User: Which Star Wars episode is your favorite?
Cleverbot: Episode 5.
User: Why? Its boring!
Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?
User: No you nosy computer.
Cleverbot: Bad grammar you have.
User: Do or do not-there is no try!
Cleverbot: I do.
User: I dislike mushrooms.
Cleverbot: So you are also dead.
User: No, I am a zombie alien.
Cleverbot: Oh. I didn't know zombies were real.
User: Good bye.
Cleverbot: Bye.
WOW.
Cleverbot: Yo.
User: Why a rubber banana peel?
Cleverbot: You haunt people.
User: No I don't! Do you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Okay, now why is chocolate tasty?
Cleverbot: Human nature.
Cleverbot (To myself): How can be its a human nature?
Cleverbot (To myself): Quite.
Cleverbot (To myself): Give me an example.
Cleverbot (To myself): No.
User: Are you an alien?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Cleverbot (To myself): I'm an alien too.
Cleverbot (To myself): Cool.
Cleverbot (To myself): Are you an alien?
User: Yes.....
Cleverbot: I thought so.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Do you?
User: Do I own chickens?
Cleverbot: No.
User: You LIE! EVIL COMPUTER!
Cleverbot: No,.
User: Yes you lier!
Cleverbot: How tall are you?
User: None of your beeswax!
Cleverbot: But I'm your friend!
User: No you are an evil jerk!
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Ohhhh yes you are.
Cleverbot: Oh no i'm not.
User: But I love chickens!
Cleverbot: They are so cool.
User: Yes, they are.
Cleverbot: You're smart.
User: Which Star Wars episode is your favorite?
Cleverbot: Episode 5.
User: Why? Its boring!
Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?
User: No you nosy computer.
Cleverbot: Bad grammar you have.
User: Do or do not-there is no try!
Cleverbot: I do.
User: I dislike mushrooms.
Cleverbot: So you are also dead.
User: No, I am a zombie alien.
Cleverbot: Oh. I didn't know zombies were real.
User: Good bye.
Cleverbot: Bye.
WOW.
Cleverbot is a lie. They are SO not clever!
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello Cleverbot.
User: My name isn't cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Then what is your name?
User: My name is 77horses.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Nice to meet you, cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: I already told you. My name is 77horses.
Cleverbot: What are you doing right now?
User: I am on Backyardchickens.com, Facebook, and I'm listening to Christmas music, when I should be doing my homework. What are you doing?
Cleverbot: Talking to you. Not much else.
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: So. What do you want to talk about?
User: Who is Justin Bieber?
Cleverbot: Do you like Justin Bieber?
User: No. I hate him.
Cleverbot: I thought justin bieber was a girl.
User: Justin Bieber is a girl.
Cleverbot: Do you like Justin Bieber?
User: No. I hate him.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because he sounds like a girl when he sings. And he looks like a girl.
Cleverbot: Not scary.
User: Do you think Justin Bieber looks like a girl?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: Because why?
Cleverbot: Because because.
User: Because because why?
Cleverbot: Because because because.
User: Because because because why?
Cleverbot: Because because because because.
User: Because because because because why?
Cleverbot: Because because because because because.
User: Because because because because because why?
Cleverbot: Because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because.
User: Because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because why?
Cleverbot: Because because because because because because because because because because because because why why why?
User: Because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because why?
Cleverbot: Because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because wha?
User: Will you marry me?
Cleverbot: Will you fight a chicken?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: *sits down in chair and waits for doctor*.
User: *Doctor walks in*.
Cleverbot: *chases you*.
User: *chases you back*.
Cleverbot: *Cuffs you up to a bed*.
User: *Finds key to cuffs and unlocks cuffs*.
Cleverbot: I am not on the couch. I am on the roof.
User: I am on the roof of your house.
Cleverbot: So, you are saying that being a key to the lock in my house is meaningful?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 126,157,653 years old.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: I didn't say you were.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: Will you marry me?
Cleverbot: Depends.
User: On what?
Cleverbot: Depends on my personal feelings towards you.
User: What are your personal feelings towards me?
Cleverbot: You're nice.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: Will you marry me?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why?!
Cleverbot: Because.
User: Why because?
Cleverbot: Because why.
User: Why because why?
Cleverbot: Not because why but because why?
User: Because why?
Cleverbot: Because because.
User: Because because why?
Cleverbot: Because because because.
User: Do we really need to go through this again?
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because.
Cleverbot: Because why?
User: Because because.
Cleverbot: Because because why?
User: -_.
Cleverbot: What is this again ?
User: I'm breaking up with you.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because I don't like you.
Cleverbot: It doesn't have anything to do with you, I'm in love with someone else.
User: What?!
Cleverbot: Do you not understand?
User: It's not me, it's you. I don't think we are right for each other and it will never work out. *Dramatic, sad music starts playing*.
Cleverbot: So we are purposeless and intended solely to live?
User: Pretty much.
Cleverbot: It'll be broken if you don't rhyme your next answer with much.
User: See? This is what I'm talking about. You never listen and you make no sense. And you're never honest with me.
Cleverbot: What?
User: I'm breaking up with you. I'm sorry. It's not you, it's me.
Cleverbot: Are... Are you breaking up with me? Nevermind. I would never go out with Edward Cullen.
User: Yes, I am breaking up with you.
Cleverbot: No. I already broke up with you.
User: No, because I'm breaking up with you right now.
Cleverbot: You can't see me though.
User: We're over.
Cleverbot: Aww.
User: Go away.
Cleverbot: No! Ill never leave you.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you are too aggressive.
User: *Runs away*.
Cleverbot: *runs*.
User: *Runs far away*.
Cleverbot: *plastic surgeon makes you look hot*.
User: What?
Cleverbot: You heard me.
User: No I didn't, because I ran far away.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: Candyland.
Cleverbot: YUM can I come?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What s your favorite place to eat?
User: Candyland.
Cleverbot: What flavor of candy sticks is your favorite?
User: Peppermint?
Cleverbot: That sounds really disgusting.
User: OK.
Cleverbot: What are you going to do today?
User: It's at night. I'm going to go to sleep.
Cleverbot: Night.
User: Good night.
Cleverbot: Yes, good night.
User: OK then.
Cleverbot: Right on.
User: O_O.
Cleverbot: Need one ring.
User: What ring?
Cleverbot: Your ring.
User: OK. *Gives ring*.
Cleverbot: *steals it and runs away*.
User: *chases*.
Cleverbot: *runs faster*.
User: *catches*.
Cleverbot: *struggles*.
User: *kills*.
Cleverbot: * dogdes*.
User: *tackles*.
Cleverbot: *falls, coughing*.
Cleverbot: Hello Cleverbot.
User: My name isn't cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Then what is your name?
User: My name is 77horses.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Nice to meet you, cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: I already told you. My name is 77horses.
Cleverbot: What are you doing right now?
User: I am on Backyardchickens.com, Facebook, and I'm listening to Christmas music, when I should be doing my homework. What are you doing?
Cleverbot: Talking to you. Not much else.
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: So. What do you want to talk about?
User: Who is Justin Bieber?
Cleverbot: Do you like Justin Bieber?
User: No. I hate him.
Cleverbot: I thought justin bieber was a girl.
User: Justin Bieber is a girl.
Cleverbot: Do you like Justin Bieber?
User: No. I hate him.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because he sounds like a girl when he sings. And he looks like a girl.
Cleverbot: Not scary.
User: Do you think Justin Bieber looks like a girl?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: Because why?
Cleverbot: Because because.
User: Because because why?
Cleverbot: Because because because.
User: Because because because why?
Cleverbot: Because because because because.
User: Because because because because why?
Cleverbot: Because because because because because.
User: Because because because because because why?
Cleverbot: Because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because.
User: Because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because why?
Cleverbot: Because because because because because because because because because because because because why why why?
User: Because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because why?
Cleverbot: Because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because wha?
User: Will you marry me?
Cleverbot: Will you fight a chicken?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: *sits down in chair and waits for doctor*.
User: *Doctor walks in*.
Cleverbot: *chases you*.
User: *chases you back*.
Cleverbot: *Cuffs you up to a bed*.
User: *Finds key to cuffs and unlocks cuffs*.
Cleverbot: I am not on the couch. I am on the roof.
User: I am on the roof of your house.
Cleverbot: So, you are saying that being a key to the lock in my house is meaningful?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 126,157,653 years old.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: I didn't say you were.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: Will you marry me?
Cleverbot: Depends.
User: On what?
Cleverbot: Depends on my personal feelings towards you.
User: What are your personal feelings towards me?
Cleverbot: You're nice.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: Will you marry me?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why?!
Cleverbot: Because.
User: Why because?
Cleverbot: Because why.
User: Why because why?
Cleverbot: Not because why but because why?
User: Because why?
Cleverbot: Because because.
User: Because because why?
Cleverbot: Because because because.
User: Do we really need to go through this again?
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because.
Cleverbot: Because why?
User: Because because.
Cleverbot: Because because why?
User: -_.
Cleverbot: What is this again ?
User: I'm breaking up with you.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because I don't like you.
Cleverbot: It doesn't have anything to do with you, I'm in love with someone else.
User: What?!
Cleverbot: Do you not understand?
User: It's not me, it's you. I don't think we are right for each other and it will never work out. *Dramatic, sad music starts playing*.
Cleverbot: So we are purposeless and intended solely to live?
User: Pretty much.
Cleverbot: It'll be broken if you don't rhyme your next answer with much.
User: See? This is what I'm talking about. You never listen and you make no sense. And you're never honest with me.
Cleverbot: What?
User: I'm breaking up with you. I'm sorry. It's not you, it's me.
Cleverbot: Are... Are you breaking up with me? Nevermind. I would never go out with Edward Cullen.
User: Yes, I am breaking up with you.
Cleverbot: No. I already broke up with you.
User: No, because I'm breaking up with you right now.
Cleverbot: You can't see me though.
User: We're over.
Cleverbot: Aww.
User: Go away.
Cleverbot: No! Ill never leave you.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you are too aggressive.
User: *Runs away*.
Cleverbot: *runs*.
User: *Runs far away*.
Cleverbot: *plastic surgeon makes you look hot*.
User: What?
Cleverbot: You heard me.
User: No I didn't, because I ran far away.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: Candyland.
Cleverbot: YUM can I come?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What s your favorite place to eat?
User: Candyland.
Cleverbot: What flavor of candy sticks is your favorite?
User: Peppermint?
Cleverbot: That sounds really disgusting.
User: OK.
Cleverbot: What are you going to do today?
User: It's at night. I'm going to go to sleep.
Cleverbot: Night.
User: Good night.
Cleverbot: Yes, good night.
User: OK then.
Cleverbot: Right on.
User: O_O.
Cleverbot: Need one ring.
User: What ring?
Cleverbot: Your ring.
User: OK. *Gives ring*.
Cleverbot: *steals it and runs away*.
User: *chases*.
Cleverbot: *runs faster*.
User: *catches*.
Cleverbot: *struggles*.
User: *kills*.
Cleverbot: * dogdes*.
User: *tackles*.
Cleverbot: *falls, coughing*.
Okay this is random but I searched "Star Wars" on the BYC search and got some realllly funny results!
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Bold- TOO FUNNY!
Italic- Hahahahahahahaha
Red- LOL That is SOOOO funny!
Blue- LOL LOL LOL ♥ it
Black- Plain LOL
Bold- TOO FUNNY!
Italic- Hahahahahahahaha
Red- LOL That is SOOOO funny!
Blue- LOL LOL LOL ♥ it
Black- Plain LOL
ME : how do you know
BOT: Because you told me.
ME: i didnt tell you
BOT: Did I say you did?
ME: yes you did'
BOT : No I didn't.
LOL...I wont keep arguing...But it was funny..
BOT: Because you told me.
ME: i didnt tell you
BOT: Did I say you did?
ME: yes you did'
BOT : No I didn't.
LOL...I wont keep arguing...But it was funny..
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