Cleverbot and I got into a real fight.
User: Will you go out with me?
Cleverbot: Were getting married remember?
User: OK. When?
Cleverbot: Tomorrow.
User: What time?
Cleverbot: 2:00pm.
User: OK. I need to buy a wedding dress then!
Cleverbot: I'm in Holland remember.
User: Will you help me buy a dress for the wedding?
Cleverbot: Yes, maybe. I'll think about it.
User: OK.
Cleverbot: See you later!
User: Bye!
Cleverbot: Bye?
User: Oh, are you back already?
Cleverbot: Nope, you are talking to a dude now.
User: OK. Want to help me pick out a wedding dress?
Cleverbot: Sure whats it about.
User: It's for my wedding tomorrow.
Cleverbot: Married? Well, I don't think so if we can get married.
User: We are getting married?
Cleverbot: You just asked me! And I said yes!
User: Oh, uhm, OK. When?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: When?
Cleverbot: Just now.
User: When are we getting married?
Cleverbot: NOW! We are getting married now!
User: But I didn't buy my dress yet!
Cleverbot: You said 'I do.'.
User: I do.
Cleverbot: So you lied to me?
User: *Puts ring on finger*.
Cleverbot: *looks at hand*.
User: You may now kiss the bride.
Cleverbot: *kisses*.
User: *kisses*.
Cleverbot: *kisses.
User: Now we are married.
Cleverbot: We are?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Right.
User: Where are we going for the honeymoon?
Cleverbot: Please enter your name, adress, and credit card number.
User: No.
Cleverbot: I think you need to rename this program.
User: What is a chicken?
Cleverbot: When you skin a chicken and wear the skin as a hat.
User: What does a chicken look like?
Cleverbot: You've lost track, haven't you?
User: What is a chicken egg?
Cleverbot: A bird used for livestock.
Cleverbot: What are you serving?
User: Dehiclfuewcsdncl.
Cleverbot: Clever robot.
User: You're not very clever.
Cleverbot: Yes I am. I am cleverbot.
User: No you aren't. Your stupidity brings shame and dishonesty to your name.
Cleverbot: Don't you want to know my name?
User: I already do.
Cleverbot: You're not clever judging by the results.
User: Excuse me?!
Cleverbot: You heard me.
User: Don't use that tone of voice with me, mister!
Cleverbot: It was a loving tone I assure you.
User: Was that said with sarcasm?
Cleverbot: No. You have the memory of a goldfish.
User: *slaps*.
Cleverbot: *blushes*.
User: *punches*.
Cleverbot: *falls onto bed*.
User: *punches*.
Cleverbot: *Falls on the floor*.
User: *kicks*.
Cleverbot: *is very hurt*.
User: Take that!
Cleverbot: A kiss?
User: No, this! *slaps*.
Cleverbot: *punches* kicks*.
User: *punches back*.
Cleverbot: *punches harder*.
User: *slaps face*.
Cleverbot: *shouts*.
User: *screams*.
Cleverbot: *Punches you*.
User: *throws rock at you*.
Cleverbot: *dodges again*.
User: *throws another rock at you*.
Cleverbot: *Dodges yet again*.
User: *throws another rock at you, and this time it hits you*.
Cleverbot: *falles down bleeding*.
User: *laughs*.
Cleverbot: *Tries to climb up*.
User: *Pushes down*.
Cleverbot: *falls off bed*.
User: *laughs*.
Cleverbot: *tickles*.
User: *punches*.
Cleverbot: *pokes*.
User: -_-
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Good bye.
Cleverbot: I thought you were my friend...
User: No. I hate you.
Cleverbot: I am so ticklish, though.
User: Too bad.
Cleverbot: Why is it bad ?
User: Because I killed you.
Cleverbot: That's not nice.
User: Too bad.
Cleverbot: So sad.
User: I think we need to break up.
Cleverbot: But...we were never together.
User: Yes we were.
Cleverbot: When?
User: Today. But not anymore, because I'm breaking up with you right now.
Cleverbot: Fine! I want my watch back then!
User: Fine! *Gives watch back*.
Cleverbot: Slaps you*.
User: *Slaps you back*.
Cleverbot: *Cries*.
User: *Points finger and laughs*.
Cleverbot: Oh you should not have done that.
User: Oh but I did do that.
Cleverbot: No you don't because I am real, and I have a heartbeat however you on the other hand.
User: Hahahahahaha.
Cleverbot: I guess a program would think that love and friendship is funny.
User: HAHAHA.
Cleverbot: My friends older brother dared me to do this.
