When I was a kid, we had a dwarf poodleThere are dogs who are just interested in filling their bellies regardless of what's available to do the job.
I had a friend who had a Standard Poodle who was like that. They had socks go missing all the time only to end up in the grass when the dog squatted. One time he ate a bikini bottom and because of the size and shape and stretchy property of the material it stayed embedded in his stomach.
They had no idea what had happened. Only that he was doing poorly and not defecating at all. It took surgery, which turned out to be just in the nick of time, to discover and remove the missing bikini bottom.


