Hey! You can take away my house, my gun, and just about anything else, but don't you dare try to take my machete away. I have survived for over 20 years exploring the jungles of Central and South America and my machete is the most valuable tool in the world to me. With it I can obtain everything I need to survive in almost any environment. Of course, not all machetes are created equal. Most machetes you can buy in this country are worthless and I would not take one if you gave it to me. I only use machetes from a special factory in Central America. The formula for their steel is as carefully guarded as the Coca Cola formula. I have used countless brands of machetes over the last 35 years and none of them come close to those made by this one factory. Okay, that is enough machete talk. I just "Pitty da Fool who try to take my machete away." (Mr.T accent).