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Genius!I agree the eggs are an indication that something is wrong with one of the girls. You can try different colors of lipstick on their vents to determine who is laying the bad eggs and get her some treatment.
I can finally clean out the shoebox full of ugly lipcolor underneath my sink.
Thank you thank you thank you.
By the way, you may reserve the right to refuse to serve a customer for any reason. Your story sounds like a good reason.

I don't understand this. I know my fresh eggs have much darker, firmer yolks and thicker egg whites than the eggs sold at WalMart. Would that make fresh backyard eggs float more than eggs from WalMart?
