Dad Jokes😂

[Jester57]

I once had a girlfriend from Barcelona, who constantly talked about the nude beaches in Spain. She wouldn’t go to one, though. That surprised me, and probably would surprise anyone.

Spoiler

Because no one expects the Spanish inhibition.

 

[Jester57]

If a man keeps compulsively fathering more and more children;


is he a daddict?

 

[Jester57]

If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s nobody there to hear it,

Spoiler

not only does it make a sound, but it’s the right timbre.

 

[Jester57]

The iron broke at the laundromat.

Spoiler

It’s a pressing concern.

 

[Jester57]

A minister, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar.

Spoiler

While rubbing his head, the priest said, “I think they should put that thing a little higher.”

 

[Jester57]

They started throwing produce at each other in the tropical fruit section.

Spoiler

It was a crime of passion.

 

[Jester57]

At the armistice talks, the delegates kept arguing about how to divide the pizza for lunch.

Spoiler

It soon turned into a piece negotiation.

 

[Jester57]

Knock knock. Who’s there?

Spoiler

The 21st century. You do know that video doorbells are a thing now, right?

 

[Jester57]

They put his body in the wrong crypt.

Spoiler

It was a grave mistake.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

Sorry. Recovering from Surgery today. Bored.