Dad Jokes😂

[Hayden Goseek]

Did you hear the story about the man who invented the Knock Knock joke?

Spoiler

He won the No-Bell Prize.

 

[LaFleche]

Sorry. Recovering from Surgery today. Bored.

I hope everything went well and you will be alright soon!

 

[Hayden Goseek]

I hope everything went well and you will be alright soon!

Thanks. Skin cancer spot on scalp. Had to close in Surgery.
(Doesn't hurt as bad as I thought it would.)

Spoiler

But then, I haven't got the bill yet.

 

[LaFleche]

Thanks. Skin cancer spot on scalp. Had to close in Surgery.
(Doesn't hurt as bad as I thought it would.)

Spoiler

But then, I haven't got the bill yet.)

The white version, I hope?

Your spoiler had me laughing again

 

[Hayden Goseek]

The white version, I hope?

It was squamous, not melanoma. I think that is the kind your talking about.
I was scolded by the doctor and DW for waiting so long. I was so sick last year I felt like I would have needed to have gotten better to die. I told them "You don't do body work on a car if you think the engine is about to fall out." They were not amused.

 

[Isadora]

It was squamous, not melanoma. I think that is the kind your talking about.
I was scolded by the doctor and DW for waiting so long. I was so sick last year I felt like I would have needed to have gotten better to die. I told them "You don't do body work on a car if you think the engine is about to fall out." They were not amused.

You're always such a good sport, Hayden

 

[LaFleche]

It was squamous, not melanoma. I think that is the kind your talking about.
I was scolded by the doctor and DW for waiting so long. I was so sick last year I felt like I would have needed to have gotten better to die. I told them "You don't do body work on a car if you think the engine is about to fall out." They were not amused.

Love your sense of humour!

 

[Jester57]

How did the desperados keep the sheriff’s horse occupied while they were robbing the bank?


They stalled him.

 

[Jester57]

Why was the alcoholic cell phone repair man so depressed to be transferred to the middle of nowhere?


No bars.

 

[Hayden Goseek]