Dad Jokes😂

[Jester57]

Do you know why melons have to be married in a church?


Because they cantaloupe.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

The doctor said I have too many dogs.

He is afraid I am headed for a roverdose.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

I couldn't put it into words but
it was too bad to pass up.

 

[Jester57]

They’re making sausages out of seabirds.


It’s a tern for the wurst.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

Airline Attendant- "Will you be checking your dead possum?"

Passenger- "No. It's carrion."

 

[Jester57]

If Queen Bey was crossed with a frog,

would she be Amphibeyoncé?

 

[Hayden Goseek]

The doctor said I have too many dogs.

He is afraid I am headed for a roverdose.

But don't get rid of all of them, you could have woofdrawls.

Yeah. I probably should have left it alone.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

I went to my psychiatrist and he said I was crazy.
I told him I wanted a second opinion.
He said "Okay. Your ugly too."

 

[Hayden Goseek]

My grandmother is 90 years old and doesn't need glasses.

Drinks right out of the bottle.

 

[Hayden Goseek]