Dad Jokes😂

[Hayden Goseek]

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.

 

[Jester57]

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I couldn't put it into words but
it was too bad to pass up.

I never knew manatees were into wrap.

 

[notabitail]

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.

I was about to yell at you for saying that fruit "flies like a banana", as different kinds of fruit fly differently. And then I got the joke.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

I used to work in an orange juice factory, but I got canned. Couldn't concentrate.

(Thanks to Duayne Johnson in Jungle Cruise.)

 

[Hayden Goseek]

My brother thinks he is a chicken.
We haven't tried to talk him out of it.

We need the eggs.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

I find television very educational. Every time someone turns one on,

I go in another room and read a book.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

I would like to meet the person that invented kissing.

I would like to see what they're working on now.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

If we had some eggs we could have some ham and eggs

if we had some ham.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

The two most important qualities you can have are sincerity and honesty.

If you can fake that, you got it made.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

We were married by a Judge.

I should have asked for a jury.