Dad Jokes😂

[ShrekDawg]

If there’s anyone out there who has no family and is planning to stay home alone this Thanksgiving, please let me know.

I need to borrow some chairs.

 

[ShrekDawg]

What’s Homer Simpson’s favorite kind of bread?

Sour doh!

 

[ShrekDawg]

What’s a balloon’s least favorite kind of music!?

Pop!

 

[ShrekDawg]

Al Pacino is going to be in a new movie about a man who wins the World Knitting Championships… It’s called “Scarf Ace.”

 

[ShrekDawg]

What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is still lit?

Crisp Kringle.

 

[ShrekDawg]

How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?

Nothing. It was on the house.

 

[tlcmurphy]

How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?

Nothing. It was on the house.

 

[ShrekDawg]

 

[notabitail]

Taken from Reddit:
I went into the gas station this morning and asked for five dollars worth of gas..

The clerk farted and gave me a receipt

Spoiler: Source

https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/1hbtmvi/comment/m1ivxzb

 

[Chicken_tiger_catt]

About that comedy routine, the one where I drank a shot of straight RANCH DRESSING................... you could say many things........... some critical, some positive, and so many in between............
Most of all though, you could say

Spoiler

I showed dedication to my Kraft.