Dad Jokes😂

[Everose]

What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One's really heavy and the other's a little lighter.

 

[ColtHandorf]

 

[pennyJo1960]

"I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along."

 

[pennyJo1960]

"Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera."

 

[pennyJo1960]

"Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems."

 

[Isadora]

My dad loves cats, so he and I will sometimes text back and forth pictures of our cats with funny things they're doing. He asked me recently how one of the outside cats was, and I said he was very happy because we had butchered ducks and he got to eat the hearts.
Dad replied, "It was a hearty meal."

 

[KingD]

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Yup just some random dad joke that my dad would bring up. I don’t even know why.

Because punctuation. See book: "Eats, Shoots and Leaves."

 

[PippinTheChicken]

One my dad would randomly say ALL. THE. TIME.
“What’s for dinner, Grandma?”
Or
“What’s for dinner? Grandma?”
It doesn’t even make any sense!

Have you eaten, Grandma?
Have you eaten grandma?
Commas save lives, use 'em!

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Not a dad joke - it requires too much mathematical thought.

Sorry, what kind of pi?