Dad Jokes😂

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My dad loves cats, so he and I will sometimes text back and forth pictures of our cats with funny things they're doing. He asked me recently how one of the outside cats was, and I said he was very happy because we had butchered ducks and he got to eat the hearts.
Dad replied, "It was a hearty meal."
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One my dad would randomly say ALL. THE. TIME.
“What’s for dinner, Grandma?”
Or
“What’s for dinner? Grandma?”
It doesn’t even make any sense!🤦🏽‍♀️:lau
Have you eaten, Grandma?
Have you eaten grandma?
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