Dad Jokes😂

[Brooks_]

Sorry mad as he double toothpicks they let the dogs run.

Understandable.

 

[Sally PB]

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.

 

[azurbanclucker]

Did you know that Karl Marx's sister, Onya, created the starter pistol?

 

[Iluveggers]

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.

That’s what cheese said.

 

[azurbanclucker]

Where do you find a cow with no legs? Wherever you left it.

 

[azurbanclucker]

I’m really excited for the amateur autopsy club I just joined. Tuesday is open Mike night!


(I'm able to give this thread the terrible attention it properly deserves now. You've all been warned. Don't make me turn this car around!)

 

[Iluveggers]

Why do geographers find mountains so funny?

Because they’re hill-areas.

 

[azurbanclucker]

Vin Diesel eats two meals a day. Breakfast and breakfurious.

 

[All4Eggz]

Why can't Sally swing?


She doesn't have any arms.


Knock-knock. Who's there?


Not Sally.

(this one seems a bit cruel but I found it hilarious)

 

[cherrynberry]

Some of these jokes I don't get. But again, I will never understand dad logic. We have one of those dog ball launcher things and I just witnessed my dad try to launch a stuffed toy. Is this what it has come to??