Dad Jokes😂

[azurbanclucker]

Whats brown and sticky and crawls up your leg?

Spoiler

a homesick poo

 

[Chookwagn]

Why did the fish blush?

Spoiler

it saw Queen Marys bottom

 

[-Flash-]

Whats brown and sticky and crawls up your leg?


a homesick poo

That's kinda funny... kinda not....

 

[arwoon]

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Spoiler: Answer

Where's my tractor?

 

[Iluveggers]

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Spoiler: Answer

Where's my tractor?

I second the need for an eye roll emoji

 

[cherrynberry]

I second the need for an eye roll emoji

Yeah.

 

[azurbanclucker]

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Spoiler: Answer

Where's my tractor?

 

[azurbanclucker]

Dad at restaurant:
"I'm not very hungry, what do you have that's easy?"

Server:
"...Maybe the chicken strips?"

Dad:
"Maybe she does, I don't know, but that doesn't help with my hunger"

 

[troyer]

Dad at restaurant:
"I'm not very hungry, what do you have that's easy?"

Server:
"...Maybe the chicken strips?"

Dad:
"Maybe she does, I don't know, but that doesn't help with my hunger"

Is his answer a clue to what goes on in his life?

 

[azurbanclucker]

Is his answer a clue to what goes on in his life?

I don't judge.