Dad Jokes😂

[Everose]

What's the difference between a tray of apples and an orphan?

Spoiler: 😶

the apples got picked

 

[Brooks_]

What's the difference between a tray of apples and an orphan?

Spoiler: 😶

the apples got picked

 

[Everose]

My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger brother

 

[Everose]

My boyfriend left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what he's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine!

 

[Everose]

I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy.

 

[Brooks_]

My boyfriend left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what he's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine!

So, your fridge is running?

Better go catch it.

 

[Everose]

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger brother

I think my siblings say that behind my back.

 

[azurbanclucker]

 

[Jester57]

A man tried to sell me 144 Chickens, but when I counted, there were only 139. It was a gross understatement.