Dad Jokes😂

[Hayden Goseek]

I asked the waitress how they prepare their chicken.

She said we just straight out tell them "Your going to die."

 

[Hayden Goseek]

What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?

An egg.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

A chicken and an egg walk up to the bar. The bartender ask "Okay, who was first?"

 

[Hayden Goseek]

As another historical fun fact, did you know that the Norwegian ships always had bar codes on the sides?

This is so they could Scan-da-navy in.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

I asked the waitress how they prepare their chicken.

She said we just straight out tell them "Your going to die."

Oof!

 

[Hayden Goseek]

If anyone out there believes in telekinesis, Raise my hand.

 

[Jester57]

When I lay face down, I have a very hard time solving problems due to very sensitive and painful sinuses. I am prone to make bad decisions.

 

[Jester57]

It’s Christmastime, what are some of your favorite family recipes?

Spoiler

Do you roast them, smoke them or fry them?

 

[Everose]

My friend became a vegan, and she's completely changed. It's like I've never met herbivore.

 

[troyer]

It’s Christmastime, what are some of your favorite family recipes?

Do you roast them, smoke them or fry them?

What is the point of roasting, frying or smoking recipes??