Dad Jokes😂

[azurbanclucker]

There is a very ancient tale of a legendary swordsman who almost saved the princess and the kingdom.

Spoiler

Scholars today define it as a near myth.

 

[Jester57]

What’s harder to do than pulling teeth from a chicken?


Tunafish

 

[Jester57]

What is the problem with overly-full bulletin boards?


They’re tacky.

 

[Isadora]

 

[Hayden Goseek]

 

[Hayden Goseek]

 

[troyer]

That's a mix-up!

 

[Jester57]

Why do baby monsters look so horrible as they get bigger?


Because they grew some.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

We had a great pizza last night. Ask for the Buddha Pizza.
It's the 'One with Everything'.

 

[Jester57]

I would never attend that tree college.

Spoiler

Would you?