Dad Jokes😂

[Jester57]

This one went over my head

As opposed to burned at the stake

 

[Jester57]

After destroying San Francisco, why did the giant monster wrap the Golden Gate bridge around his belly?

Spoiler

It was such a workout he needed suspenders.

 

[Jester57]

Thank you for giving me that book about sponges.

Spoiler

I found the material very absorbing.

 

[Jester57]

When a mushroom orders carry out, what is that called?

Spoiler

Shroom service.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

 

[Jester57]

A boat was arrested, but they had to let her go.

Spoiler

They couldn’t find enough piers to serve on the jury.

 

[Jester57]

Where do you go to turn your own skin into leather?

Spoiler

The tannic salon.

 

[Jester57]

They locked him in jail and poked him with branches until he swore he felt better.


The stem cell therapy was not what he expected.

 

[Sally PB]

A cattle farmer called his boys to his deathbed.

"Boys, I am leaving the farm to both of you. I want you to continue our family history. Your mother -- God rest her soul -- would have wanted the same. But I want you to change the name of the farm to, 'Focal Point.'" And then, with one last gasp, he passed away.

The boys mourned for many days, and they asked each other what the new name could possibly mean. Finally, one of them figured it out.

Spoiler

It's where the sons raise meat.

 

[Jester57]

How do electricians greet each other?

Watts up!