Dad Jokes😂

[Jester57]

They say the grass is always greener on the other side.

Spoiler

That's especially true if you've been buried alive.

 

[Jester57]

When camels were introduced to the milk industry to supplement cows, the two groups of animals fought relentlessly.


It changed from a normal workplace into a real drama dairy.

 

[Jester57]

Our hero’s second adventure had him learning how to calm the ocean’s waves.

Spoiler

It was a sea quell.

 

[Jester57]

Thank you for explaining “going against the grain” to me.

Spoiler

But it really rubbed me the wrong way.

 

[Jester57]

If you tear down an old tavern and build a brand new one in its place…

Spoiler

do you use rebar?

 

[Hayden Goseek]

An ancient Greek walks into a taylor shop with a torn pair of pants.

"Euripides?" said the taylor.

"Yeah, Eumenides?" replies the man.

 

[Jester57]

How did the old hippie pass away?

Spoiler

He tie-died.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

 

[Jester57]

Why are turtles always so slow with the snappy comebacks?

Spoiler

Well, they’re already turtles, it’s hard to retort us.

 

[pertnear09]

An ancient Greek walks into a taylor shop with a torn pair of pants.

"Euripides?" said the taylor.

"Yeah, Eumenides?" replies the man.

Lol, I think I may have heard Jack Benny tell that one,