Dad Jokes😂

[Jester57]

My friend, the hockey player invited me to have Easter dinner with his entire family.

Spoiler

So I sat down and had dinner with his father, son and the goalie host.

 

[Jester57]

Can you tell me why your boat kit drifting all over the place?

I’d rudder not.

 

[Jester57]

The kid gave his heart and soul to the coffee shop.


Of course, he got a latte in return.

 

[Jester57]

On a desert island, two sailors were discussing how to survive. The first one said, “How are we going to make it? The only things that washed up on this beach are rackets, balls, and nets that our ship was carrying. How on earth are we supposed to start a fire?“

Spoiler

The second one looked at all the stuff on the beach and said,”Hey, let’s have a tennis match!”

 

[Jester57]

A group of ophthalmologists recently opened a clinic to treat some of the more painful ocular diseases.

Spoiler

It’s a site for sore eyes.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

 

[Jester57]

What do executioners do in their downtime?

They hang out.

 

[Jester57]

What kind of crime did the mug of Starbucks commit?

Grande larceny.

 

[Jester57]

What happens when Swamp Thing and a beach bunny have a baby?

A shore thing.

 

[Jester57]

Scientists have discovered how to communicate with bacteria.

Spoiler

They use a cell phone.