Dad Jokes😂

[5Australorpasaures]

I once had a pet rabbit, fed him rotten Strawberries. HARE today, gone tomorrow.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

Potatoes can be mashed, fried, baked, boiled, scalloped and turned into vodka.

It's like the other vegetables aren't even trying.

 

[Sally PB]

^^

 

[Jester57]

I once dated a transmission mechanic.


They were kind of shifty.

 

[Shabby Chic-Hens]

Potatoes can be mashed, fried, baked, boiled, scalloped and turned into vodka.

It's like the other vegetables aren't even trying.

True. Although there are not that many true vegetables.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

I heard a guy at the beach screaming "Help, Shark, Help."

I just laughed; I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

I donated my body to science.

Science donated my body to Goodwill.

 

[Jester57]

I was once very popular on a social media website for concrete workers.


Then I got blocked.

 

[5Australorpasaures]

Why all this talk of euthanasia? What about the youth in America, Europe, and other countries ?

 

[Sally PB]

Why all this talk of euthanasia? What about the youth in America, Europe, and other countries ?

When I was a kid and the topic was on the news, I thought they were referring to Youth in Asia. I couldn't figure out what was the big deal and why it was such a hot button topic.