Dad Jokes😂

[AidKD]

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

Spoiler

A roamin' catholic

 

[Hayden Goseek]

If your ever attacked by clowns,


Go for the juggler.

 

[Jester57]

At the hospital, they admitted Sir Reginald, who had been shot several times, and had had his tongue cut out.

He was diagnosed as a silent knight, holey knight.

 

[EuroChook]

Overnight a man was arrested during a front lawn BBQ mishap. Standing too close to the BBQ, his arm burst into flame. A passing cop wrestled him to the ground and arrested him for brandishing a dangerous firearm. Haaa ( if not "haaa," then it works better in Britain).

 

[Hayden Goseek]

Not a dad joke but a meme I just made.

 

[Jester57]

There was once an exhibitionist tree.

He was very knotty.

 

[EuroChook]

On the way home just now, I saw a guy dressed in a black martial arts style uniform, making slow, kung fu type moves. The only odd thing was all the grass and whatnots growing out of him. Ha. I guess he was a Tai-Chia pet.

 

[Jester57]

I used to observe my old college roommate drink himself to sleep every night.

It was binge watching.

 

[Jester57]

What’s the best clothing to wear when you’re trying to run away?
Fleece.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

(edit) It took me most of the day to get that one.
Just in case. Desert vs Dessert