Dad Jokes😂

[Jester57]

When a mouse goes into a mouse trap…

is that a snap decision?

 

[Jester57]

At this time of year, it’s important to remember that the use of daylight savings time…

is what is needed to make America late again.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence.
For example;

-Jane ate her friend's sandwich.

-Jane ate her friend's colon.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

I just burned 2000 calories.

That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.

I just posted this on the wrong thread. It could have been worst.

 

[Brooks_]

A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence.
For example;

-Jane ate her friend's sandwich.

-Jane ate her friend's colon.

 

[Jester57]

When I was young, some bullies threw me into a washing machine.


I was very agitated.

 

[Shabby Chic-Hens]

Hey dad, can you make me a sandwich?
Abracadabra. You are now a sandwich!
this is one I found on the internet

 

[Shabby Chic-Hens]

What's worse than a dad joke?
A mom joke!

 

[Jester57]

If they decide to take a long-abandoned convent, then re-model and re-occupy it…


is that a renunciation?

 

[azurbanclucker]