Dad Jokes😂

[notabitail]

Sorry, I should have added the . I was joking too.

I knew you were joking.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Weimaraner!

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Oh wait ..... maybe I meant weisenheimer?

 

[Jester57]

Which decade was the hardest time to keep to a diet?


The 80s.

 

[janiedoe]

For Hayden
Someone keeps sending me flowers with the heads cut off.
sounds like you're being stalked

 

[Jester57]

Have you heard about the documentary called “The Creek“?

It’s currently streaming.

 

[Jester57]

Have you heard about the new documentary called “The Sky”?


It’s worth looking up.

 

[Jester57]

Have you heard about the documentary that investigated the clinic that helps the mute speak?


It’s got people talking.

 

[Jester57]

Forgive me for my ignorance,


but can’t all chairs be considered assets?

 

[Jester57]

In the magical realm of Happily Ever After, there were no banks or financial institutions of any kind. If you needed money for any reason you had to make your way through the Unforgiving Swamp, over the Hill of Endless Sorrow and, finally, climb to the top of Mt. Terrible to humbly ask the Money Tree for some gold. Of course, this journey was very difficult for most people, so the Money Tree wasn’t disturbed much and just kept growing. Nowadays, the Money Tree is huge and you don’t have to go nearly as far to ask for the gold.

There’s a branch near you.