Dad Jokes😂

[Hayden Goseek]

 

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You KNOW your going to use that one.

 

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[Hayden Goseek]

I was trying to take a selfie in the shower
but it came out blurry.

I seem to be having selfie steam issues.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

How would you rate your solar system?


One star.

 

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Principal: "Your son has been causing a lot of problems at school."

Dad: "He causes a lot of problems at home too but I never bothered you about it."

 

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Worker: I opened my pay envelope and it was full of parsley!

Boss: Your pay has been garnished.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

Me: I'm here for the job interview.

Boss: Great. Do you have any experience?

Me: Yes. This is my 20th. interview.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs help with his luggage. He says "No. I'm traveling light."

 

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The man who invented cough drops died.

There will be no coffin at his funeral.