Dad Jokes😂

[Sally PB]

If a truck weigh station is where you weigh a truck, where do you weigh a pie?

Somewhere, over the rainbow.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Just found this one online:

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

She looked surprised.

 

[5Australorpasaures]

Grand Daughter walked right into it, asked her if she knew if any of her friends wanted to buy a Henway. What's a Henway Pop? To which I answered, about 3 or 4 lbs. Got the eye roll and " your goofier than a bed bug" Pop.

 

[azurbanclucker]

 

[Jester57]

I knew she wanted me to come join her bluegrass band.


She gave me one of those “come zither” looks.

 

[ShrekDawg]

What kind of fish do pirates like best of all!?

Goldfish!!!!!!!!

 

[Jester57]

I don’t mean to be pessimistic about the future,


but what wine goes best with cannibalism?

 

[ShrekDawg]

Why do you never see a flock of seagulls in the middle east?

Because Iran’s so far away

 

[tlcmurphy]

Why do you never see a flock of seagulls in the middle east?

Because Iran’s so far away

Well you’ve got to be OLD to get that one, but hysterical!

 

[ShrekDawg]

Well you’ve got to be OLD to get that one, but hysterical!

IKR!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Btw I’m only 30 (about to be 31) but I love that song LOL