Dad Jokes😂

[EmmaDonovan]

 

[EmmaDonovan]

 

[EmmaDonovan]

 

[Smoked Brisket]

 

[Smoked Brisket]

Light bulbs were such a good idea
they became the symbol for a good idea.

 

[Smoked Brisket]

they say the asteroid killed the dinosaurs.

you could also say it killed many birds with one stone.

 

[EmmaDonovan]

 

[EmmaDonovan]

 

[Smoked Brisket]

Doctor: How is that kid who swallowed all the coins?

Nurse: No change yet.

 

[Smoked Brisket]

Does Lightening McQueen
carry auto insurance

or life insurance?