Dear Tech Support.

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by TheOLDNewChick, Apr 23, 2008.

  1. TheOLDNewChick

    TheOLDNewChick I'm an original

    Jun 12, 2007
    Tioga, Louisiana
    Dear Tech Support,

    Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
    distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in the
    flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under
    Boyfriend 5.0.

    In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such
    as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed
    undesirable
    programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, NASCAR 500.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.


    Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes
    the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but
    to
    no avail.

    What can I do?

    Signed, Desperate


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    Dear Desperate:

    First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
    Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command: "I
    Thought You Loved Me.exe" and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't
    forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as
    designed,
    Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0
    and Flowers 3.5.

    But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to
    default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is
    a
    very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

    Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in
    the background that will eventually seize control of all your system
    resources).

    Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are
    unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

    In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
    memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider
    buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We
    recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

    Good Luck,

    Tech Support
     
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