Dharma's Drama and Ponder's Problem update...

[wegotchickens]

May you live in interesting times.

It's cheeper than cable TV!

 

[pbjmaker]

Does Survivor Knoxville have an Exile Island? But then again if you sent Dharma there he would probably end up with the immunity idol and you could never vote him into the cup of tea...

Hmmmm Me thinks Tribe Human needs to strategize better...

 

[walkswithdog]

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I think WEGOTCHICKENS has the immunity idol and intends to GIVE it to him! We are going to have to ally and try to stop that from happening!

Exile is to the Island of Meatbird Pen! When your torch goes out you leave through CrockPot GATE.

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And WeGot.... it's certainly more entertaining than TV.

 

[wegotchickens]

Think of it as less like chicken rodeo
and more like leading a very chaotic parade.

Methinks you have a spoiled rotten mommas-boy on your hands. He will never be bait for the crock pot!

Whether I can grant him immunity from overly friendly pooches is another matter though

 

[MamaDragon]

Well, All Hallows' Eve has come and gone, and NO word on Dharma??

Did he travel to the Other Side? did he go trick-or-treating? Or did he just drive you crazy all night?

Dharma and the Chicken Love Story make my morning, as long as I don't laugh while sipping my coffee, and spray it all over the keyboard.

Hope the Lil Begger and Tango (Pretty Lady, btw) haven't teamed up into much mischief over the weekend.

Much Luck and Patience to YOU!

 

[walkswithdog]

The wee Monster has a new Trick for Halloween and Beyond. (think in the tone of buzz lightyear - to infinity and beyond!)

Now when the gate opens he FLIES from the back of the brooder onto my HAND! Needless to say the other infant ROOS found that display exceedingly INTERESTING and saw it as a challenge. Now, I have THREE of the lead cockerals Flying onto my hands the moment i get the door open!

The resulting chaos delights the little beast no end, so while I'm getting the others back inside he walks happily up to my shoulder to pick at my hair.

At this point he's actually SAFER than two of the others. One looks to be a pullet and the other a cockeral - both of them are quite aggressive with the others and to me. They now have names, Noodle and Dumplings. The pullet because darn if she can't disrupt the entire bunch almost constantly. And the cockeral because when I'm trying to handle him he tries to peck HARD, he also does a lot more of the fighting and displaying.

With what appears to be at least 9 cockerals in the group, there is no chance that Noodle is going to make it past 4.5 pounds. I like a 3lb chicken for two people.

Dumplings will be given the opportunity to reform until she reaches the same weight.

Dharma fits the sauce pan just fine. The chicken parades, sigh, aren't getting any simpler to lead. Parades, my butt, it's a random horde run now. Some of it winged.

He's lucky someone stepped up to shift my focus from a face full of winged rebellion and the cheeky assumption that I need a baby Roo on my shoulder in order to get things done around here.

We get the older pullets next weekend, and the cochin Roo on the 23rd. Soon these wee tyrants are going to meet some full sized birds and get taken down a notch.

 

[MamaDragon]

Still WANT that Holy Water?? I'll send ya some if you do.

Sounds like it's time to move the rambling horde out to a nursery pen with a good heat lamp.

Hope Dharma and Crowd are still OK

 

[walkswithdog]

SEND HOLY WATER! And see Huey One, Dharma Zero.

 

[wegotchickens]

Hey, at least you aren't bored

And very entertaining to those of us done with babies until January.

 

[walkswithdog]

I have my REVENGE! The demon and his followers were thrown out to the big coop yesterday! The escape proof coop. The place he doesn't even know where the doors ARE yet. YAY.

Dharma spent quite some time on my lap out there trying to figure the place out. He and Starbuck get up and look around far more than the others. Though most want at least some time in my lap, Dharma and Puddle are there the most often. Dharma is looking for food and trouble. Puddle just wants company.

Let him torment them somewhere else for a change!!!

It is true I am NOT bored. But really please send Holy Water. Roo or Hen Dharma is likely to drive me insane without it.