Did anybody tell you that:
At 14 you had legs hairy as a gorilla and now your legs are as slick as an onion-no more shaving, ditto arm pits
The hair on top of your head would migrate down to your chin, and you are a woman
Like Ruth Bussy who wore wrinkled hose, you now look like Ruth Bussy and you're not wearing hose
You say you feel you could play baseball as you did as a kid and your loving DH says: "I don't thinkkkkkkkk so!"
You look at your wedding picture and now your once small waist needs elastic in your slacks
You are now always the oldest in a crowd and you were once always the youngest
Nobody told me!
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At 14 you had legs hairy as a gorilla and now your legs are as slick as an onion-no more shaving, ditto arm pits
The hair on top of your head would migrate down to your chin, and you are a woman
Like Ruth Bussy who wore wrinkled hose, you now look like Ruth Bussy and you're not wearing hose
You say you feel you could play baseball as you did as a kid and your loving DH says: "I don't thinkkkkkkkk so!"
You look at your wedding picture and now your once small waist needs elastic in your slacks
You are now always the oldest in a crowd and you were once always the youngest
Nobody told me!
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