When I worked in the school cafeteria, this boy came to school with bell bottoms that were 36"'s in diameter at the bottom.  He could barely walk in them, much less run.  I told him that if his mom and dad made him wear those, he would be crying like a baby.
     I was behind a guy in a big city grocery store the other night, and I have NEVER seen anyone wear their pants like he did.  They were the nylon shorts, black, and he literally had them pulled all the way down to the bottom of his cheeks with black underwear on.  I looked my my GD and said, "did you see that?" and she is 11 and just hilarious.  She didn't have to say a word, her eyes said it all.  St. Louis was going to pass an ordinance againest it, but I never did hear if they did.  So disprespectful.