Hmm, now I started to listen to 69 Eyes again, I had forgotten about their songs. This is actually pretty good. Here the über low voice sort of works for me.
Seriously, can't get it out of my head. Maybe I need to watch the cop jamming to Taylor Swift video again. I'm slightly ashamed to admit I like that song.
Update on Naomi (the egg bound hen) evidently she doesn't care for grape flaveored tums. Itried to give it to her in a (needleless) syringe and in food. neither went well. I am down in the basement letting her walk around a bit. Hoping she'll eat it. I think she's depressed sitting in the dog crate and misses her flock mates. I'll try the syringe in a bit again with a different flavor.
I hope Naomi manages to pass the egg. Did you find any lube? I really think that would help. Good to have at hand anyway, if you need to measure a dogs fever or something.
Thanks vehve. I was using prep h and the mineral oil as a lube. I'm going to have to find some old fashioned vaseline. I think the problem is the oil keeps the prolapse from staying in, especially with the egg so close? I just put her back in crate for a bit with the tums and egg shells only. Evidently she's been picking at the straw too. But I'm going to give her another warm bath in a little while and keep trying. She seemed to enjoy being out. If I can fashion her a diaper I may put her back out with the girls.