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[asher]

NEVER wear sandals around your chickens. Especially when your toes are painted red.

Black or blue toenails they don't seem to notice.

 

[max13077]

How about letting your mother wear her silver bracelet and try to hand feed your chickens? “AAAHHHH!!! That GD things just bit me!!!”

 

[asher]

Yes, shiny things...especially rings with glittering diamonds...they like those, too. A lot.

chickens have good taste!



(Er...taste good? un)

 

[lizardz]

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Second that

they think they're strawberries! And your toenails will turn black & blue thanks to their insistent pecking if your not fast enough!

 

[dacjohns]

*A Carolina Chick* :

Don't wear Croc shoes either!

Crocs are fun with them pecking through the holes. Socks help if it get too painful.​

 

[max13077]

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[FlockEweFarm]

My rooster STILL goes off on me for coming out into the yard wearing my police academy shorts and Crocs! I borrowed my 12 year olds Univ of Texas shorts, and he left me alone!! I do not understand this bird, but I am beginning to suspect he is anti-law enforcement.
One of the BO hens pecks my ex-husband every time he comes out onto the porch in his crocs, maybe chickens are just anti-Croc?? BTW, she is my FAVORITE hen!

 

[asher]

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Like dogs and mail people?

Or maybe he's a former jail bird?

I kill me.

Or those chickens might just be trying to tell you that Crocs are *not* cool.

 

[Scrambled Egg]

AWESOME THREAD!!!! LOL!!!!

 

[Sarree]

what about picking up a chick while you have pearl earrings on!!! Ouch