Don't call me at 6:50 am!!!

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Now now now Silkie, there there. I'm surprised, I thought Moderator's keyboards automatically prevented them from typing things like that. Kinda like Auto Correct. Example: "I'm going to punch them in the face" would get-auto corrected to "I wish to engage them in quality discourse concerning their reasonings".
 
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Once, I requested new phone service and I was told that my service would be activated some time the following morning.

It did - at 12:03 when I got the first of MANY men calling asking for "services" that-must-not-be-named-on-a-family-forum.

I called the phone company that morning and requested a new number. I told them that, while I realize they recycle phone numbers, I would prefer to have a number that was not, in a former life, an Escort Service
 
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But just to be safe, I'm never getting caught in a dark alley with you!

You'd want to be in the alley, just on silkie's side! LOL!
 
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But just to be safe, I'm never getting caught in a dark alley with you!

You'd want to be in the alley, just on silkie's side! LOL!

Okay, if I can find her. She's very petite and sneaky.
 
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You'd want to be in the alley, just on silkie's side! LOL!

Okay, if I can find her. She's very petite and sneaky.

Sneaky, huh? I think you WANT her to punch you!
 
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I'll get back to you on that after I finish the P90X course that Saddi's sending to me.

I'm from the school of "I'll run you over with my car". I don't care to break a nail, you know. Fist fighting is so yesterday.
 

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