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Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Bawkadoodledoo, Mar 19, 2008.

  1. Bawkadoodledoo

    Bawkadoodledoo Songster

    Jan 4, 2008
    Central MA
    Newton Chicken : Can't cluck, can't fly, and can't lay eggs, but you can carry it across the road in your pocket!

    NT Chicken : Will cross the road in June. No, August. September for sure.

    OS/2 Chicken : It crossed the road in style years ago, but it was so quiet that nobody noticed.

    Win 95 Chicken : You see different colored feathers while it crosses, but cook it and it still tastes like ...chicken.

    Mac Chicken : No reasonable chicken owner would want a chicken to cross the road, so there's no way to tell it to.

    Bill Gates : I have just released the new Chicken 2000, which will both cross roads AND balance your checkbook, although dividing 3 by 2 will get you 1.4999999999.

    Microsoft Chicken (TM) : It's already on both sides of the road. And it just bought the road.

    Java Chicken : If your road needs to be crossed by a chicken, the server will download one to the other side. (Of course, those are chicklets!)

    C Chicken : It crosses the road without looking both ways.

    C++ Chicken : The chicken wouldn't have to cross the road, you'd simply refer to him on the other side.

    VB Chicken : USHighways!TheRoad.cross (aChicken)

    OOP Chicken : It doesn't need to cross the road, it just sends a message.

    Assembler Chicken : First it builds the road ...

    Delphi Chicken : The chicken is dragged across the road and dropped on the other side.

    Web Chicken : Jumps out onto the road, turns right, and just keeps on running.

    Gopher Chicken : Tried to run, but got flattened by the Web chicken.

    Lotus Chicken : Don't you *dare* try to cross the road the same way we do!

    COBOL Chicken :
    0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING.
    IF NO-MORE-VEHICLES THEN
    PERFORM
    0010-CROSS-THE-ROAD
    VARYING STEPS FROM 1 BY 1
    UNTIL
    ON-THE-OTHER-SIDE
    ELSE
    GO TO 0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING
     

  2. hypnofrogstevie

    hypnofrogstevie chick magnet

    Jul 12, 2007
    Newton NJ
    LOL! I love it
     
  3. Bawkadoodledoo

    Bawkadoodledoo Songster

    Jan 4, 2008
    Central MA
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  4. Bawkadoodledoo

    Bawkadoodledoo Songster

    Jan 4, 2008
    Central MA
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  5. hypnofrogstevie

    hypnofrogstevie chick magnet

    Jul 12, 2007
    Newton NJ
    God. Every wedding is the chicken dance and everytime I am daring enough to dance to it
     
  6. d.k

    d.k red-headed stepchild

    * Um, but. . . HOW do I e-mail this funny post to my brother the computer geek????
     
  7. ~Kuromametchi~

    ~Kuromametchi~ Songster

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    Apr 14, 2009
    Reno, NV
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  8. Must be a kid thing...
     
  9. ~Kuromametchi~

    ~Kuromametchi~ Songster

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    Apr 14, 2009
    Reno, NV
    are you sure you read it all..? [​IMG] god im lmfao
     
  10. Still dont get it...
     

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