Duckling Thread!

[Claires Poultry]

Umm nope But what do you do with 70 plus Muscovy’s Claire?

Umm...... I do raise them to butcher, but I also consider them my pets. There is a secret I've been hiding from all of you, but I'm getting 30 KC ducklings since my KC eggs aren't going to hatch. I was trying to wait till I actually got them to tell you, but it was too much, I just had to let it all out! That's where the over 70 is coming from, but also because I have a Muscovy hen sitting on 25 eggs!

 

[Claires Poultry]

It’s not like I didn’t want to, it’s because I physically couldn’t my noise would probably curl up and die

Seriously! Excuses, excuses!

 

[FluffTheDuck]

Umm...... I do raise them to butcher, but I also consider them my pets. There is a secret I've been hiding from all of you, but I'm getting 30 KC ducklings since my KC eggs aren't going to hatch. I was trying to wait till I actually got them to tell you, but it was too much, I just had to let it all out! That's where the over 70 is coming from, but also because I have a Muscovy hen sitting on 25 eggs!

You are going to spend your entire amount of money you have on duck diapers with that many ducks!!

 

[Claires Poultry]

Oh, sorry... litterboxes won’t work so how about giant kitty pools covering your yard that you have to dump out and splash away everyday?

Hmmmmmmm...
I think you will just have to end up quitting your job and cleaning the ducks for the rest of your life
But that’s okay, right?!

OH REALLY!!!!!!!!!

 

[FluffTheDuck]

Seriously! Excuses, excuses!

It’s not an excuse if it’s the truth

 

[FluffTheDuck]

OH REALLY!!!!!!!!!

 

[Claires Poultry]

You are going to spend your entire amount of money you have on duck diapers with that many ducks!!

It’s not an excuse if it’s the truth

YEP, just go on and on about it! I ain't starting until you come and help me!
I have an idea, just bring your ducks with you, then you CAN come help me!

 

[FluffTheDuck]

There is a secret I've been hiding from all of you, but I'm getting 30 KC ducklings since my KC eggs aren't going to hatch. I would love to buy tons of duck diapers and change duck diapers 24/7.

I KNEW IT!!!

 

[FluffTheDuck]

YEP, just go on and on about it! I ain't starting until you come and help me!
I have an idea, just bring your ducks with you, then you CAN come help me!

Hmm. I have an even better idea, how about you buy a robot for $6.28 million dollars to help clean duck diapers!?

 

[Claires Poultry]

I KNEW IT!!!

I knew it, too!!!!!