Not a dumb thing but I always find this funny. I have a dog that only very rarely barks. He's the quietest dog I've ever met. Mom keeps asking me if there is something wrong with his vocal cords. He'll speak "row roaw raw" if you ask him to. If he does one of his rare single barks, he actually saw something or he's trying to pull a fast one on the other dog who also knows he doesn't bark. If she won't let him in the bedroom, he'll go stick his head out the front window and do his one bark. She has to rush out there to see what he was barking at and he zooms past and gets up on the bed. Then the other dog comes rushing back in yelling "arrooo raaar ooow" and complaining that he tricked her again. She doesn't really care if he's in there. She's getting wise to him now (after three years) and will only go halfway out to see if he moves out of the window before she gets there. If he does she rushes back in.