Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat - Part 2 : Chicken Boogaloo.

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I had a lady who was interested in buying some of my eggs. Wanted to know if they were free range , what they were eating BUT they also had to be vegitarian chickens NO eating of bugs and such. I told her that I was sorry but I could not quarentee that and to please let me know if she should ever find such a thing. AND THESE PEOPLE BREED AND VOTE
 
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I had a lady who was interested in buying some of  my eggs.   Wanted to know if they were free range , what they were eating    BUT  they also had to be vegitarian chickens NO eating of bugs and such.     I told her that I was sorry but I could not quarentee  that and to please let me know if she should ever find such a thing.      AND THESE PEOPLE  BREED AND VOTE  

Just tell her there grass fed bugs
 
I had a lady who was interested in buying some of my eggs. Wanted to know if they were free range , what they were eating BUT they also had to be vegitarian chickens NO eating of bugs and such. I told her that I was sorry but I could not quarentee that and to please let me know if she should ever find such a thing. AND THESE PEOPLE BREED AND VOTE
God, if that lady would only watch how fast a free range chicken would be all over a grasshopper. Hunny, the girls gotta get their protein for those yummy eggs somehow.
 
I had a lady who was interested in buying some of  my eggs.   Wanted to know if they were free range , what they were eating    BUT  they also had to be vegitarian chickens NO eating of bugs and such.     I told her that I was sorry but I could not quarentee  that and to please let me know if she should ever find such a thing.      AND THESE PEOPLE  BREED AND VOTE  


Free range? Those chickens are well fed with frogs and mice and bugs that are vegetarians ha ha ha
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I had a little old lady tell me that when she was a girl, she used to "catch the eggs" when the hens laid them, and she'd get to watch those egg shells "harden up" as she held them.  No way could I convince her that wasn't possible.  When faced with such "unarguable facts", the better part of valor is just to smile, and respond, "Wow!" and move on to an other subject!
I've heard that one before! Then he told me I'd have plenty of eggs as long as I kept my roosters around. Because chickens can't lay eggs without roosters! This from a grown man who grew up on a farm.
Also, I've just started selling eggs to a man who will ONLY buy them if I can be sure they are fertilized. He is especially after fertilized double yolkers. Fertilized eggs make you "feel young again" if you know what I mean...
 
I had a guy ask how many eggs I was getting from my chickens a day. I told him "None. They're 10 weeks old." He informed me (quite condescendingly I might add) that I was obviously not only an amateur, (which I am) but also very "out of touch with reality" for believing in, and feeding them commercial starter crumbles, which are actually designed to delay laying in chickens, so that you have to keep buying MORE from the companies that make the chicken feed. His proof? He has always had ALL of his hens lay 2-3 eggs per DAY by 10 weeks of age by feeding them dog food and a little beer. (Not enough to get them drunk of course; that'd be crazy!)....................
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Is this real?? It just sounds too dumb...
 

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