Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat

[dolphinlvr4]

Ok now that's so funny it's downright cuteand it made me laugh! All I could picture is if any male of any species just had to "spray" the egg outside of the body we'd all be in trouble!! Lmao. Thanks for sharing that one, I actually did laugh out loud!! ;-)

 

[dolphinlvr4]

And oh by the way, I love a girl in a hard class like chem saying it too-- too funny!

 

[TallChickMagnet]

Ok now that's so funny it's downright cuteand it made me laugh! All I could picture is if any male of any species just had to "spray" the egg outside of the body we'd all be in trouble!! Lmao. Thanks for sharing that one, I actually did laugh out loud!! ;-)

That's how most/some fish do it...

 

[oldrooster]

I've been following this thread for a while now, but I think I finally have something to contribute!

I was at Chemistry class today when the woman who sits next to me (who I have mentioned my chickens to before) asked how my chicken was doing. She specified that she meant my blue splash Marans, Frou-frou.

I asked her if I had mentioned that Frou'f had laid her first egg last week, at which point she got all excited and asked how long it would take to hatch (implying that she thought I was incubating it).

Now, I don't have roosters in with my hens, so I explained that the egg was infertile and wouldn't hatch. I also mentioned that I usually don't incubate my eggs, anyway.

Her response?

"Well, if you wanted to hatch it, could you take it to a farm and have their rooster spray it or something?"


This is a nice woman and she was genuinely curious, so I didn't laugh at her or anything. I explained as best as I could that the egg is fertilized before the hen lays it and told her the length of incubation and everything.

...But looking back at it...

Wow.

Note to self Chickens and Fish do not fertilize eggs the same way, 2nd note to self turn down caviar the next time it is offered to me.....

 

[ohiochick2013]

that is hilarious!

 

[Eggnog101]

While petting my silkie on my farm, a tourist stops by me and comments on how this chickens will give my thousands of diseases and i could get pnemonia. I pick him up, kiss his head and walk over to the layers pen. She follows me and tells me to not go in there. I pull out my keys unlock the gate and walk in all while watching her. She screams and runs to her husband and complains about me and they go talk to the manager(my dad). He tells them im fine and walks away. I keep wondering, why even come to our farm in the first place?

And at the farmers Market, im selling some eggs, meat, live hens and chicks and then an old man comes up to me and starts to tell my about chickens. he says the usual load of crap like how a hen needs a rooster to lay and stuff. I tell him a whole 5 hours worth of what i know. He shuts up and walks away.

HAHA!! That is hilarious!! woman: "It could give you diseases!!!" You: *Picks chicken up and kisses him on his head*

 

[ronott1]

Quote:

Caviar is save--They get it out of the fish, not from the river bed, so no spraying will have happened!

 

[7 Biddies]

I've been following this thread for a while now, but I think I finally have something to contribute!

I was at Chemistry class today when the woman who sits next to me (who I have mentioned my chickens to before) asked how my chicken was doing. She specified that she meant my blue splash Marans, Frou-frou.

I asked her if I had mentioned that Frou'f had laid her first egg last week, at which point she got all excited and asked how long it would take to hatch (implying that she thought I was incubating it).

Now, I don't have roosters in with my hens, so I explained that the egg was infertile and wouldn't hatch. I also mentioned that I usually don't incubate my eggs, anyway.

Her response?

"Well, if you wanted to hatch it, could you take it to a farm and have their rooster spray it or something?"


This is a nice woman and she was genuinely curious, so I didn't laugh at her or anything. I explained as best as I could that the egg is fertilized before the hen lays it and told her the length of incubation and everything.

...But looking back at it...

Wow.

Let's see here; If the rooster sprays it pink, you get a pullet, and if he sprays it blue, you get a cockerel. Right?

Yup, yup, yup. I've got it straight now.

 

[Lifestudent]

Ok now that's so funny it's downright cuteand it made me laugh! All I could picture is if any male of any species just had to "spray" the egg outside of the body we'd all be in trouble!! Lmao. Thanks for sharing that one, I actually did laugh out loud!! ;-)

Well it is how fish fertilize their eggs.

 

[Lifestudent]

That's how most/some fish do it...

You beat me to it.