Elly and Fluffy's Duck Diaper Changing Thread

[FluffTheDuck]

Ducks are hatched with diapers and will die with diapers!

Those words....
They sound familiar...
Oh right, I was going to say that!

 

[Claires Poultry]

Logic can be weird sometimes... But it always leads to "Kayla changing Kya and Elly's ducks diapers"

ALWAYS!

 

[Ladyxan]

So, is there a link to making these diapers? We all wanna know since you have so many diapered ducks

 

[Claires Poultry]

So, is there a link to making these diapers? We all wanna know since you have so many diapered ducks

No, no, no, it's all a joke!!!
We don't really put diapers on our ducks and neither do we have thousands of ducks!
It's ummm....... Just to be funny!

 

[FluffTheDuck]

A Muscovy drake just slapped me!! Help! *Gets slapped again*

 

[Claires Poultry]

A Muscovy drake just slapped me!! Help! *Gets slapped again*

Oh no!!! And one just pooped all over me when I was attempting to change it's diaper!

 

[FluffTheDuck]

Oh no!!! And one just pooped all over me when I was attempting to change it's diaper!

Ewww! Which is worse:
Slapped by a 15 lbs Muscovy drake or pooped on a 15 lbs Muscovy drake?

 

[Claires Poultry]

Ewww! Which is worse:
Slapped by a 15 lbs Muscovy drake or pooped on a 15 lbs Muscovy drake?

Getting slapped hurts, but it's not fun to get pooped on either.

 

[FluffTheDuck]

Getting slapped hurts, but it's not fun to get pooped on either.

IMHO, i think getting pooped on is the worst. Cuz then you have to go shower

 

[Claires Poultry]

IMHO, i think getting pooped on is the worst. Cuz then you have to go shower

That's kinda what I was thinking, too!