200,000+!@FluffTheDuck Hey Fluffy, how many duck diapers have you changed so far?
My dream! Thank you! How about you order me 5 BlackSwede, 10 Saxonies, 10 Welsh Harlequins, 10 KK, 5 Fawn and White Indian Runners, 8 Chocolate runners, 10 Appleyards, 15 White Crested, 15 Magpies, 20 Anconas, 5 Abcot Rangers, 15 German Pekins, 9 Golden Cascade, 12 Golden 300, 2 Elizabeth ducks, 2 Bali's, 15 Duclairs, and 14 CV-2000's and 9 of every type of breed for crested and calls. and as a thank you for giving me all these wonderful ducks, you can have the honor of changing all their duck diapers!@FluffTheDuck Hey Fluffy, I saw your profile post. That was so sweet of you to get 100 more duck diapers for me to change!
I wanted to tell you thank you by getting you 100 more duck diapers to change also. Let me know what breeds you want, and I'll order em' up!
Oh, it depends. If you're changing their diapers then yes indeed you get to choose. But if I have to change their diapers I get to pick that ALL of them are going to be miniature, miniature calls. That way I don't have a heavy, angry, mean drake on my lap pooping on me 24/7 trying to change his diaper. It'll only be one duck, anyways.
Ok, I'll order em' up!!!!!
Do I get to pick which breeds are in the 100... I mean 1 you're getting me??
Ok, I want to pick them out, so I guess I'll change their diapers!
Oh my, Elly! I have a great idea! We should together write a book on "the struggles of changing duck diapers: With pictures!"
YES, YES, and YES! That would be HILARIOUS! We REALLY SERIOUSLY should for real! 
