F.F.L Bird 'Interviews'

[Mutchi]

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Akantha: "No! You already have your own food, and it's way better than these pellets!"

too bad, i allready at a piecce of layer crumble!

 

[MysteryChicken]

I'm a Demon, my name is Demon, I kick my keeper, I think it's fun kicking the feed scoop out of my keepers hand, & I have 5 Spurs per leg. How do the other boys feel about that?

 

[Mutchi]

woa whoa wha! picks of the spurs?

 

[MysteryChicken]

woa whoa wha! picks of the spurs?

 

[CrazyChicken Lady]

For the chicks…… What do you think of the hens?

For the Roos……. Do you think you broodies are no, good, lazies?

For the Hens……Which Roo is the hottest?

 

[JacinLarkwell]

I'm a Demon, my name is Demon, I kick my keeper, I think it's fun kicking the feed scoop out of my keepers hand, & I have 5 Spurs per leg. How do the other boys feel about that?View attachment 2762119

Juan Pablo: "Well, mine are bigger."

Atlas: "Why would you make more effort to eat instead of just eating out of the hand?"

 

[JacinLarkwell]

For the chicks…… What do you think of the hens?

For the Roos……. Do you think you broodies are no, good, lazies?

For the Hens……Which Roo is the hottest?

Pretty much all the hens: "Phoenix boys! Look at those tails! And so well mannered! "

Westeros: "No, they're doing am important part of life. Making more girls for my flock."

"What are hens?"

"They all love taking care of us. Except for Estrella. I think we weird her out

 

[All4Eggz]

to the hens:
How do you feel about sitting 21 days just to hatch some babies?

to the hens:
how do you feel when the heaviest rooster, well, MOUNTS you?

 

[JacinLarkwell]

to the hens:
How do you feel about sitting 21 days just to hatch some babies?

to the hens:
how do you feel when the heaviest rooster, well, MOUNTS you?

Claire: "wait, it's only 21 days? It took me almost 2x that to get this thing, and I only got one!"

Japanese: "Well, Ambrose broke my tail last year. I'm not a fan, but at least he isn't wearing me down like his son did. Glad I moved to a bantam coop though now."

 

[Birdie mom]

To the flock:
What do you think ab all those strange human gadgets... phones?