F.F.L Bird 'Interviews'

[JacinLarkwell]

To the flock:
What do you think ab all those strange human gadgets... phones?

"They make humans do weird things. Like sneak closer to us while squatting, making all sorts of sounds they think sound pleasant and picking us up to point at the phones."

"And use the light to look inside our eggs! That isnt natural, you know!"

 

[All4Eggz]

To the roosters:
Do you have fun mounting your hens all day?

 

[All4Eggz]

To the hens:
How scary is it when a giant rooster chases you around the yard and hops on top of you, squashing you to the ground?

 

[Birdie mom]

To the roosters:
Do you have fun mounting your hens all day?

It's kinda like surfing. the hen is the board, and you are trying as hard as you can not to fall off

 

[Birdie mom]

To the hens:
How scary is it when a giant rooster chases you around the yard and hops on top of you, squashing you to the ground?

Very scary, and kind of pathetic. They run after you shouting "I love you plz marry me" then, when they finally catch you, they just can't seem to remember how to do it

 

[CrazyChicken Lady]

It's kinda like surfing. the hen is the board, and you are trying as hard as you can not to fall off

I am a little grossed out. Thanks for that.

 

[Birdie mom]

I am a little grossed out. Thanks for that.

gross question, gross answer

 

[JacinLarkwell]

"Yes!"

"What's mounting?"

 

[JacinLarkwell]

To the hens:
How scary is it when a giant rooster chases you around the yard and hops on top of you, squashing you to the ground?

"Horrifying"

 

[HappyClucker7]

To all chickens:
What does it feel like to molt?