F.F.L Bird 'Interviews'

[Mutchi]

To the older chicks and younger pullets:

Why do you try to sleep on a pallet in the run instead of inside your safe coop with the nice perch?

To the hens:

Are you actually trying to break our legs by running in front of us and squatting so that we almost step on you?

To the cockerels:

Why should we pick you to be flockmasters?

To all chickens:

Dubias or BOSS?

Awesome questions!

 

[JacinLarkwell]

To the older chicks and younger pullets:

Why do you try to sleep on a pallet in the run instead of inside your safe coop with the nice perch?

To the hens:

Are you actually trying to break our legs by running in front of us and squatting so that we almost step on you?

To the cockerels:

Why should we pick you to be flockmasters?

To all chickens:

Dubias or BOSS?

"Well, we try to roost, but its... so high up. And our owner took the big rabbit cage out so we can't sleep up there anymore."

"Because we can catch the hens before you can catch us "

"Because we want your attention and if we're by you, the teenagers usually aren't. Plus you obviously are heading to get us food."

 

[JacinLarkwell]

To the flock:
What do you think about your humans having a website so they cant tell other humans about your own private business?

"Why do we care? Just don't tell him to eat us!"

 

[Birdie mom]

To the flock:
Why are you afraid of the dog when you are safely inside the fence?

 

[JacinLarkwell]

To the flock:
Why are you afraid of the dog when you are safely inside the fence?

"What's a dog?"

"Because the cat is scary enough and the dog is even bigger!"

"Because that thing teleports. I'll hear the mingling getting louder and then it's suddenly there when I turn my head!"

"We're not. What's a fence?"

"I just wanna smell them...."

 

[Mutchi]

To the flock: why do you hide when we try to help you?

 

[Birdie mom]

To the flock: why do you hide when we try to help you?

How do we know you are trying to help us???
One day you're feeding us, the next day you are stealing our eggs and butchering our roosters!!!

 

[JacinLarkwell]

To the flock: why do you hide when we try to help you?

"Because you're too handsy and do weird things to us."

 

[Mutchi]

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"Because you're too handsy and do weird things to us."

Good to know.

 

[Blue Raptor]

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"Delta, it's a trap. If you can't be kept home with clipped wings, it's a roofed pen next."
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"I'm warning ya, Rocky, stay away. They're my girls next!"
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"Fluff, you eat the food your given and don't complain. Otherwise you'll be their food!"

“Oh well i gess i have to stay in. “
- Delta
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“You’ll never keep me away! “
- Rocky
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“Rats!! “
-Fluff