For the Farm Boy...

[Spookwriter]

THREAD OF TRUTH....

Mrs. Spook's birthday is Halloween, October 31....I learned NOT TO EVER
make jokes about her and her broom at any time. Causes bad things to
happen to me.

 

[mississippifarmboy]

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And you being my hero, Mr Spookwriter. Sounds like a match made in heaven! Well, maybe not heaven, maybe more like;

A match made in a spooky hainted house!

 

[Sir Birdaholic]

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ooops! I forgot.. please disregard and forget any mention of "THE BOOK".

Book? What book? There is no "God Given Rights of Man at Birth Book. vol.1" I've never heard of such a thing. They know us men don't read unless we can't assemble something & finally have to resort to the directions. BOOK?

 

[EmtheFishLady]

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ooops! I forgot.. please disregard and forget any mention of "THE BOOK".

Book? What book? There is no "God Given Rights of Man at Birth Book. vol.1" I've never heard of such a thing. They know us men don't read unless we can't assemble something & finally have to resort to the directions. BOOK?

My husband bought a book off the internet not long ago that actually said "women should not be allowed to read, too much book learnin causes them to be useless" he promptly hid it.

 

[Spookwriter]

Is that what makes women useless? Learning to read?

...and I got my wife her own library card...

 

[Sir Birdaholic]

You blew it, Spook!

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Oh that book is full of gems.. I'll have to get the title, buy four copies and mail them to you all...give your wives someth else to hit you with.

 

[Imp]

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[Junkmanme]

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Yep. I've got a whole FILE full of unopened "destruction manuals". Most are in Foreign Languages, though. I can't read French.

I once asked a French gal if she loved me.

She called me a "Wee-Wee". ................................................ I promptly left HER alone!

I ain't liked French stuff ever since.

I shore ain't gonna take the time to learn how to read them French "destruction manuals" when all I gotta do is take the danged thang apart to see whut makes it do stuff. Then all I gotta do is put it back together...... and it usually works......even though I end up with some X-tra parts that it didn't need.

I figgur thet without them X-tra parts it runs more efficiently and uses up less energy.

-Junkmanme-

 

[EmtheFishLady]

I really have no idea what to say to that....