Free Ralphie!!

[shawluvsbirds]

As some of you may know,
Rona made some false accusations last week against our resident dux exterminator extrodinaire. He has been locked away in a place where the conditions are sub standard. They do not provide dental floss in this horrible place and they bring you a muffin if you ask for a bagel.
He has been poked prodded drugged and silenced and the war on dux is well on its way to being lost forever.
Please understand even as a dux lover, you do not want this to happen. For every pro their must be a con to keep the universe in balance and harmony.
If Rona has her way, I promise you the world as you know it will cease to exist and chaos will follow.
Some of us are assembling a rescue team and we can use all the help we can get to stop this atrocity from happening.
@room onthebroom is the supply coordinator. She has rope, duck tape & a gillie suit. Anyone else want to help? We’ll need some extra gas cans, some fake vaccination papers, a doctors jacket, a wheelchair & some Molotov cocktails (ya know, just in case.)
@duluthralphie
Hang in there buddy.
Help is on the way!

(Prayers and well wishes are appreciated too.)

 

[duluthralphie]

I have been promoted kind of. I am aloud to sit up, kind of, lay back. Move around the chair on my own as long as I don’t get caught!

 

[shawluvsbirds]

Please hurry. It's getting bad out there folks.
*Breaking news*
This just in...

 

[duluthralphie]

Watch the Twin cities news.

Some old fart locked up in Covid unti is well enough to start throwing chit!


In an attempt to improve overall satsisfaction they have decided to bring all the meals at once without giving old farts with fairly accurate arms a choice of what to eat.

My meal;
9 grapes
Some kind of macoroni goiloush left over from the Hungarian wars and zucchini
..


I would not feed that to my chickens!

Food by products will be flying.

 

[duluthralphie]

God willing I get to go home tomorrow.

 

[The Moonshiner]

 

[duluthralphie]

I am nearly pain free. But extremely tired.

Pray for others with this. I have been lucky, I will walk out of here, albeit in a Walker and with assistance.

I had my family and good friends to help me along the way. Even though I did not respond to everyone. It meant a lot.

I still don’t know when I will be out of here. So keep the bewbies coming. And I assure you I will never step on a dux the same way again. They will never see it coming .

 

[duluthralphie]

I am starting to understand this hospital.

They switched the times for me to order food the other day.

I have to order by 6:30 to get 8 am breakfast.

I ordered and everything I ordered they did not have. My breakfast needs are simple. A roll, they do not have.

Cranberry Juice, we will get you that, my Cranberry Juice was apple flavor.

However, I did get Orange flavored apple juice. No, fruit slices because of Covid and what the steroids have done to my blood sugar.

I decided to order a side of sausage, but, oh no, we no longer have that.

Could I have a box of cinnamon squares. No those are not on the menu and longer.

Could I see a menu, please? Yes, the nurses should have one near their desk.

I am in ICU isolation I cannot go out their. You are very correct. You have to stay locked in your room.

How do I ordered food without a menu? Just ask for anything and we will bring it to you, if we have it.

I kid you naught!

 

[duluthralphie]

I am home. Yep

Tired but alive.
Thanks all

 

[Painted Calls]

I feel like we'll also need very warm clothes. I'll start picking up down feathers for everyone to stuff down their pants and into their shirts for insulation.

Get better soon Ralphie!