Free range husband

[Spookwriter]

TRUE STORY....

As I posted many times, I'm part of a cornfield Haunted Halloween.
Two years ago, a very large man in town decided to ride his motorized
wheelchair, in the mud, to hang out with us. He was VERY large.

Anyway he gave it everything he had leaving the road. Got way out in the
muddy field.

And got stuck. Real stuck.

We had to use a 4 wheel drive pickup to get him out. Took him to the fire department
to hose him off.

NOW RETURNING TO THE THREAD...

 

[True Grit]

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Also if you do that hack/snort/cough like thing like your clearing out the boogers that will deter them too!!!

OMG...

Be sure to hitch your pants up every time you get up from a chair - Cougar Repellant. Adjusting yourself also says, "Get back."

 

[EmtheFishLady]

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Sure Spook, change the subject now...now that you've called me old enough to have a GRANDDAUGHTER.

 

[Spookwriter]

New Rules...

AS befitting my advanced age of 103, I can change the
subject at any time. As many times as I want to.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

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Only when you forget what we were talking about before.

 

[jeepchick]

 

[KlaHaYa Gardens]

Em, darlin', search for your birth certificate all you want. Won't matter even if you do find it several years sooner than Obama did. We've all learned from him just how easy it is to fake documents for the internet.

Even if you were to post a real one, Spook just might use your personal info to nab your funds to support taking his harem to dinner.

So, either way you lose.


Now, anyone hungry for chicken and dumplin's? Just found a rooster body. He hid and died behind a piece of wood after the dogs were on their killing spree yesterday.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

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Where in the world are my minions? Didn't I recruit some minions awhile back?

 

[Spookwriter]

Now I'm just trying to follow the conversation that SOMEONE
keeps changing....

Em wants to take her minions to a free chicken and dumpling
dinner at Kla Ha's place?

 

[EmtheFishLady]

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It's expensive to feed all these minions.

They need to step up finding that birth certificate though!